Nude Pics and Crappy Cameras

Now that I have all this energy and happy coursing through my body, I have new ideas for tutorials and videos! Today, I'd like to shoot a short tutorial for poor people like me that are stuck with one way cameras like flips:

The idea for this tutorial is going to be, solely based on theory and idiocy!! Lol

I want to attach a mirror piece to the front plate so you may be able to(kinda)see what the camera sees and still be able to safely remove the front plate to change the batteries every 10 minutes.

This may not work, but I'd love to try it and see how bad I FAIL! Or, If it works, it may help out my fellow sufferers :)


On another subject, I've been whining to my boyfriend about the fact that I have such a small fan base and only 40 views on my videos I post. My main question remains unanswered, Is it that I am so uncool that no one likes me or am I so lost in translation due to the MASSIVE volume of people posting so much content each day that I never get noticed? Which is it? I may never know. So, here's my GRAND idea…I'm going to post a bunch of nudes on tumblr and see how quickly my fan base increases! NO? not a good idea? WHY?!! It worked for a bunch of other bimbos! Those girls had like, 10 seconds of mini-fame! lol. You know I'm kidding, right?! I kind of am…you gotta admit, it could work! 

Because, pictures like this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ NEVER got me anywhere!

Thank You So Much!

To everyone who follows my blog(s), Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 

Every person that likes my posts, or adds me to their circle, thank you! 

I know I'm not the cheeriest person on this planet, and I whine A LOT! But, I can't tell you how good it makes me feel to know that I am not alone. The few conversations that I've had with some of you have lifted my spirits so much, it brings a whole new light into my life and I love you for it!

I've been pulling a ton of my craft stuff out of storage (the dark depths of my garage) and I've decided to put a lot of effort into it and make an attempt at restocking my storenvy. Even if it isn't much at all, it'd still be nice to get some of these things done and make them available.

 Here's what I found that has inspired me:

Mounds Of KK Hair (for dreads)

 Flexible Skull Molds For Charm Making?

 Material, maybe as add ons to old clothes? Idk

 Dem Batz from the tutorial

 My hand-printed/painted/silk screen shirt thing, maybe make some extras?

Maybe? Yes? How bout I do and say I did…

No, that's not right.

How about I do and do it GUUD!!!!

Yeah :)

I love you so much, and thank you thank you thank you!!

I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday, merry christmas, hanukah, kwanza, tree day, or whatever you may celebrate! 

Pay No Mind To The Pain

I have been given THE BEST present of all time…

My mom fronted the money for my dentist bill!

It means the world to me to have that front tooth fixed, you don't even know!

I went around, for over a year, with this hole in my smile. Financial struggle and lack of insurance made it impossible for me to make it to the dentist. For Dr. B to squeeze me in before the holiday and reconstructing my front tooth from almost nothing and my mother for throwing down almost $100 when she was having to decide between food or presents…

Yeah, I'm blessed!

The comical part never made me laugh, but that tooth always looked like I had pepper in my teeth. But, as it got worse, it looked more like I had been smoking crack. My dentist even asked me if I did meth or something! No, I've never tried hard drugs…ever! I'm a smoker addicted to coffee, I take antacids for my acidic stomach and I inherited soft teeth from both sides of my family. Plus, if I did hard drugs, I'd be skinny as a rail. Haha. yep, anywho.

Even though things are not going as planned, I can at least smile without covering my mouth. I can laugh aloud without being self conscious and I can feel better knowing that I have one less thing to worry about  :-D

My mouth is screaming right now, due to the extreme drilling doc had to do, but I can't even give a damn, I feel so much better :)

I had made a video about a month ago, I noticed my effing tooth in the video and just deleted it. I avoided putting on makeup, mostly because I thought it was pointless to try to look pretty when I can't even smile.

This is the best present ever! Thank you momma <3

Cold Porcelain DIY Review

Its better than polymer clay. It may even be cheaper in the long run!

I've tried a bunch of different homemade clays and never had much success...

Until I ran across This:

I had previously invested in a TON of school glue, so I gave it a shot…

LOVED IT!!! It's so smooth and dries rock hard!! The ONLY issue I had was the sticky stickiness it has even after refrigeration, and I didn't know what to sculpt once I had this beautiful ball of clay in front of me.

If I get a hair up my butt, I'd love to actually MAKE nice little gothy charms with this stuff! SO NICE!

Note: It was a little messy. Having to move quickly to transport from bowl to plastic wrap surface was a bit of a pain, but worth it in the end.

I Love Being A Witch!

Magick! Spells! Alters and wands! Crystals!  Potions! So much fun!

If only!! I wish it were that easy!
Every witch knows how frustrating it can be. You want to ground and center, but the noise is too much. You can't focus when you are constantly surrounded by chaos. Spells don't look quite right, your chakra is all out of sorts. Your witches cabinet is lacking in necessities and the weather is never on our side, am I right?!

I've been an eclectic witch for about 10 years, and these everyday problems have really gotten in the way!!

This post is not about how to avoid these issues, because there is no avoiding them. I am simply whining.

I live in New Mexico, the desert. Lavender grows out front my neighbors' house, wild sage is everywhere, yet I cannot get out and pick anything. I'm afraid of the mesa, and, for some reason, when we go out to the mesa, my mother and I both have a hard time breathing. As witches and common sense kind of people, we stay away.

I want to go live in the mountains where anything and everything can flourish! I'd have my very own witches garden with a stone path and a green house in the back…oh yes!

Colors and aromas of my garden will be my alarm clock in the morning, hobby during the day and my dreams come true at night….

Yup.

Just like that.


Here's to dreams, people, here's to long lost dreams <3