Pain In My Ass!!

Please, someone help me out here! I'm having the hardest time trying to figure life out right now, my brain is killing me.

I sign up for 3 different jobs and the only one I hear back from works through mTurk and mTurk wants my proof of residency. Yes, bitch, um...See, MY HOME BURNED DOWN! Yeah, and the info that I gave them when I first signed up is from AZ. I am currently in NM.
THE AMOUNT OF FROWNING I'VE BEEN DOING IS CAUSING WRINKLES!

Ah, ok. Sorry about that.

The irony of all this, you ready?
Back is Tucson, I was looking into working at the Dollar General that was just a few miles from our BFE living quarters. I threw myself on the ground because I didn't want to work minimum wage.
Guess where I'm about to put my application in...DOLLAR TREE! HAAAHAAHAA 
Life is a pain in my ass right now, I truly do not appreciate the amount of bullshit being flung at my face every time I go to do something. I'm like "Yeah! Hey! Doing greeaa...*SPLAT*" 
I got the bullshit in mah mouth.