Thursday, January 29, 2015

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Since Tuesday, I have been sick. A terrible, fiberglass feeling stuck at the back of my sinuses…Here's the funny stuff:
Day 1: Awake at 1:30, 3:30, 5:30 am before getting up at 8 am.
In a panic as I try to figure out a cure for the common cold, my mom gives me a hefty does of 4 Thieves oil diluted in a tablespoon of honey, SPICY ON MY FAYCE!!
Still feeling puffy headed and knowing all the things that needed to be done, I wandered over to the medicine cabinet and found "DAYQUIL….EXP 03/12"
I took said dayquil…
I hallucinated for about an hour…
BUT!!! My grandpa also heard what I 'hallucinated'!!



Day 2: I feel better than the day before, but still not good.
No medicine worked, in fact, medicine made me feel worse!
So, I was on the All Natural ride. Lots of tea, honey and 4 Thieves and occasional Ibuprofen for my aching bones.
Later in the day, I am feeling well enough to go to verizon with my mother…what a trip! Firstly, the self-absorbed brat was mean muggin' like cray! But, even worse, a customer in her 60's comes in throwing a damn TEMPER TANTRUM and literally stomped her feet and yelled like a child at these poor workers. I almost lost it, I wanted to smack my hands together (Like a mother) and holler "KNOCK IT OFF!" But, I didn't want to upset my mother by fighting an elderly troll.
The positive? New phones! YAY!
Day 3: I don't feel like I did yesterday. My sinuses are trying so hard to clear, but they are so raw from the blowing of da noses. I do have a cough that makes me see spots, but its not that bad. At least I can KINDA think today! Enough to type this anyway ;)
I have to say, I am very impressed with how quickly I am recovering. Usually, I'd get about 3 head colds a year and they'd last well over a week! Just the past couple of months, I've really noticed a great improvement in my immune system and mental health. Ish Guuud.


How was your week? 





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