What Am I Going To DO?!

I think we are all very well acquainted with life at this point and we know minimum wage SUCKS ASS!! I cannot imagine anyone living on it, let alone thriving!

I got curious about the film studios around me, I got pretty excited actually. The only free place required an rsvp or a completed application through their website...

1. No one accepted my rsvp through meetup
2. Their website is DOWN 
3. The program is mainly for highschool and college students
4. Its mostly based around TV programs (talk shows, news, etc,.)

My teeth are clenched together as I get slammed back down every where I turn! I get shat on from all sides lately! Why am I even having these "problems"? I'm too young to be taken seriously, yet I am nearing the age of "You should have a career by now". 

I spent most of my life as a hermit. I hated ever leaving the house, I hated social obligations and I especially hated school!! I successfully completed my GED at the age of 19 and never looked back.

Now, as an adult, I cannot wrap my head around the stupidity of every day life! I'm really understanding why I was so withdrawn as a teen, people just suck! I've worked minimum wage since the age of 19 (my magic number I guess, pff). I will be 23 in march and look at meh! Look at all the smarts I have (HA!). Look at all the experience under my belt! All thanks to this society and this government, I can't even afford a fucking bra. Never mind college, never mind a career...as a woman, I prefer to wear a bra when I leave my house, it holds my boobs while struggle to swim in this angry ocean OF LIFE! LOL! I think I'm having a melt down...

I'm having a hard time here. They really waxed my ass hairs when I see that taxes taken out of my check was almost $100. It is minimum wage, I now have less than $200 to survive on for another 2 weeks just to do it all over again with this vicious cycle. Yay. I was hoping that I'd get paid enough to finish getting my teeth fixed and buy that camera I've been desperately yearning for while saving up for a trip to my home town, 1,100 miles away. HAAAHAA! Very funny. 

I need to work on a career, without going into debt while choosing between ramen or bread for breakfast and ripping my hair out over studying and finals and what-the-fuck-nots. 

So, in translation:

 I need to steal a Unicorn that sneezes PURPLE glitter, ride it to Shangri-La and back while eating cupcakes that don't make me fat! GOT IT! 

Any thoughts? Leave 'em in the comments, I need buddies right about now.